Greetings. This is Zack and Jeff’s blog. Jeff speaking. We don’t really know how to do this… kind of inexperienced. A question we have come across is,”What do we want to bring to our audience?” Kepley interjects,”You guys are seriously making a blog?” YES, THE FREAK, WE ARE. Also, I’m used to typing messages on Facebook and email etc. so I may take some time getting used to typing with capital letters and commas and shtuff. I figure it is somewhat important given the name of this here blog.
Back to the question of our audience, which may consist of les than .3 people, so…Whatchall want? We were thinking a music-ish section would be nice. And being the college students that we are, we are somewhat elitists in the way we listen to music. Zack tends to be a smidge more into Indy than myself, and I am more into Hip Hop. Other than that, we’re pretty similar.
Also, we’re both reformers, so we reserve the right to post anything we want, much like Martin Luther did with his Theses. Theology is pretty fly for a white guy. Even more so for two named Zack and Jeff.
Here’s what we’re gona throw at you: a [Band, Video, Picture, Article] of the Week-ish. I think I should interrupt the blog momentarily for a public service announcement: I Believe in a Thing Called Love by The Darkness in blazing through the portals on either side of my head known as earholes. It should be doing the same for you immediately, so click that link, ignore the giant pink thing if you please, and enjoy the ride through space. Really, you could just open a new tab and keep reading my mindless writing if’n ya lyke.
Seeing as how Zack and I just listened to our homie Mark driscoll yesterday, and we both appreciate what he’s doing to the minds of youngsters everywhere, we figured we’d give Marky-D a shoutout on our blog-thizzle. Let me warn you, some of the things the man says are R-rated, but they happen to be straight from the Source[not the mag]. As a side-note, the majority of self-claimed Christendom that would dissapprove of Mark’s messages most likely know as much about theology as Zack’s longboard. That being said, skate on over here for what we heard 31 hours ago.
We are collectively a fan of longboarding, though Zack is far more enthusiastic about it. You should expect some skate-love from a video every once in a green moon. As a matter of fact, we have a sort of coalition concerning boarding with every kind of prefix imaginable=skate-, snow-, surf-, sand-, grass-, clouds?-, etc.
I know you’re all sick or reading, so I’mma end this. Remember, We Always Tell The Truth.
Peace to the Pope, with a fine Pipe Smoke,
Cordially Yours,
The Oxford Comma
Heck yeah!!