Summer is here! Nothing says summer like sitting in Apt 49 (jeff and I live there)
doing absolutely nothing. With the afore mentioned Apt 49 to trains of though have left the station known as my mind and are in route to this blog. Train A: a description of last night is in order. Train B: It has been brought to my attention that some people would like to see the apartment get a name, much like the “plex” (if you lost its not important im trying to kill time at work and i dont want to explain the history of the term plex). Now im not one for naming my own dwelling and thing the public should do it. we are going to have an open forum to express potential names. to do this you can comment below or facebook me a name. That was Train B. but it left a car at Windsor Station and that leads me to a off topic that must be addressed before moving on to Train A, which was my original thought. If you know Jason Vargas you may know that he is out of the country. AND to show him that we love him I have come up with a Plan! I would like all who are able, aka facebook friends to write on his wall, “Hey Man, I Got Big News!” Vargas will then respond back with”what?” from there you respond ” I got a yellow dinosaur” . That will then evoke a land slide of confusion on the side of Vargas. From there on The Oxford Comma want nothing more and you can lead the conversation that you have started any way you want! Well that is the end of that random thought! My English teacher would kill me if he read this and saw how utterly diluted any form of organization is in this post; so for his sake i will start Train A off with a new Paragraph! hows that for a transitional sentence?!
Now on to Train of Thought A! Last night was a awesome time! let me set the mood. Its 4:30 pm Jeff has just gotten of work and is in transit to the Apt. Matt (homeless at the moment sleeping at the apt) is asleep on the the futon. I am watching something on TV due to my lack of memory i doubt it was that good! Any way I start playing Fall out 3 (an xbox game for those who have a life) I am was in a video game mood so dont hate. Scratch that Matt was not there! he was at toomers showing off his lower back or something. Jeff walks in the door and takes a nap on the futon catty corner to mine. I play for an hour and get bored so I stop. about this time i get hungry so I go to the kitchen and get so cabot cheese (its from Vermont) Cabot cheese is very good at what they do. The make the BEST extra extra sharp cheddar cheese. (ill think ill write about it one day) Anywho, after i eat that matt walks in and sits down still bored i go back to the video game. Jeff is still asleep. Matt is now hogging my futon. By 5:45 jeff has moved all of twenty feet to the porch were he smoked a pipe in the setting sun. He was smoking Georgia Cream. Hmm! I go out to keep him company, because matt had failed me in avenue and was now soundly asleep on the couch (thats kinda important so remember that). I skate around the parking lot on my longboard as i wait for jeff to finish up. after he is done we decide after seeing that there is nothing on tv, to watch Benjamin Button. this takes place at 6:14pm Turns out Benjamin Button is 3 flippin hours long! So matt who has already seen it goes upstairs to take nap. needless to say the movie started and was just interesting enough to keep me from turning it off, but boring enough to keep me asking myself why I wasnt. Any about the time that Benjamin knocks up the dancer i get a text from none other that matt! the text reads “Do we have any clear liquids bro?” I chuckle for I am no stranger to upset stomachs. Jeff and I pause the movie and help matt. after that ordeal matt goes back to bed and it is almost 10:00 (matts been asleep for 4 hours now) We finish up the movie and Jeff and I agree on giving the movie a “fair” rating and start watching TV. Family guy is on and I turn on the Christmas lights! the door is open and and a gentile breeze assaults the house cooling us and sending jeff and i into a moment of relaxation and bliss (were on separate couches so don’t get any stupid ideas) The family guy episode is the one where stewie say “cool wHip” so that was fun. then by 11:30 a fight had come on and we were watching this scrappy Asian fight this other guy! the other guy was the favorite so jeff and I took the side of the Asian who’s name rhymed with Mario. Anyway he lost so we watched the next fight, by this time, 11:40, Matt has woken up and comes down and once agian sits on my futon and jeff is sprawled out on the other one. But i didnt care cause it was a good fight and i didnt want to lay down. between rounds matt explained that he had a very upset stomach. the fight ended at 11:56 and we went to bed. Matt was up for only about 7 hrs of the day if I calculated correctly the rest of the 17hrs he slept! haha. Any that was yesterday in a nut shell.
things to remember!
-write on jason vargas’ wall
-comment or fb and names you have in mind for Apt 49
-I have a cool video to show you
-the word count for this post is 1013.
